A husband, a wife, and zero conflict-resolution skills. With puppets.

Video game mascots, dubbed fists, no survivors.

Commercials for toys from the cursed timeline.

The green hills of Teletubbyland run on organized crime.

A man, an eel, and a talk show neither of them can quit.

A 1950s Kensington marriage, preserved in glorious, unsettling monochrome.

A cruise-ship soap opera where the ship is sinking very, very slowly.

An instructional show where the instructions never help.

The purple dinosaur falls in with a bad crowd.

The boy wizard does his trade certification on an Aussie job site.

Lost episodes where 90s sitcom legends finally throw hands.

Horror icons settle their differences with vintage kung fu.

The xenomorph emigrates and gets a job in the trades.

A late-night desk, two hosts — and one of them is never ready for tonight's topic.

Tarantino, but everyone is a muppet.

A mild-mannered chippy breaks bad, one stud wall at a time.